But, from the very beginning, football has been a conspiracy to make us hungry. Now let me tell you where it all started, and we'll call this a pig skin. Make people crave bacon. Everybody loves bacon. I love bacon, bacon, bacon. Ever ask yourself how Buffalo got a team? These wings deserve a team. Yeah, I figured out a good team name for Buffalo, Bill. Uh, Buffalo Buffalo. They'd do anything to sell food. Do I have to be called refrigerator? Yes, even Peyton was in on it. Omaha steak, Omaha they're still at it this year. We got a halftime show presented by an apple in a stadium named after a stalin. Darling Matthew, Matthew, yeah, sorry, sorry, you want me to make a movie about a football conspiracy? Come on, Greta. Bacon's in. Everybody loves bacon. No one believes that football was invented to sell food. When football makes you hungry, order Uber Eats.