Mommy, Why did you name me Brad? Well, when you were first born, I thought to myself, how can my son spend his years doing almost nothing? I named you after Brad Ravensberger. He did side with Stacey Abrahams against President Trump though, turned on his own kind. Now he wants to be governor. I can only hope you'll do so precious little with your life. My second name choice was Judas.